lubaolong


a person who’s life is so boring, that they have to make sh-t up on an internet forum to make themselves feel better.

a person that goes on an internet forum to tell people how much better they are than the posters on the forum. this person is usually full of sh-t.

a person that makes things up on an internet forum and when caught in the lie, will give a lame excuse as to why they lied.

this person is usually the doormat of the forum.

a person that is continually gotten to or pwnt on an internet forum.
“i have nine degrees from nine different ivy league schools. i speak seven different languages. i have more money than g-d. i could own you.” this is typically the kind of post you would see from a lubaolong.

poster,”how good is princeton’s med school? their law program’s one of the best. are you interested in their med school at all?”
lubaolong,”princeton is usually ranked in the top ten, but no. who would voluntarily live in new jersey? i am applying to san francisco which ranks above princeton.”
poster,”lol. princeton doesn’t have a med school/law school/b-school dumb-ss.”
when confronted with such a response to their bullsh-t, a lubaolong will generally say that they misunderstood the question or not respond.
a person on an internet forum that claims to have “hooked up” with multiple asian pop singers. this person also claims to own a mail order bride. this is all due to his having “more money than g-d” and his being better than everyone else.
“oh, i have a hot wife. when i first posted her pics, everyone accused me of scanning some model’s pics from a magazine. it’s not hard to land hot women when you rock so f-cking hard.” a sample quote from a lubaolong.

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