Luckbox
a person so full of luck in poker that it is disgusting and ridiculous. there is surely some skill involved, but a luckbox will demonstrate more luck mixed in with that skill than any other player…..ever……in the history of the world……even more than chris moneymaker, which is just absurd.
player 1: i just caught a flush on the river to win a 500 dollar pot! the other guy had aces but i cracked them good!
player 2: stfu you luckbox.
used to account for one’s surprisingly good fortunes or previously unknown talents. a way to rationalize when something happens that far exceeds the known abilities of someone or something.
i thought going into the fantasy football draft this year that it would be a total cr-pshoot, but i was able to luck box a crenshaw team that is rock chalk to win the championship.
what a dumb-ss poker player, who only plays strong hands and almost systematically all-in, calls a gambler, who sometimes calls with speculative hands and a higher stack, when the latter wins the pot.
nl omaha 8 tournament, final table, blinds 25-50
gambler (3000$): 4567 limps in
tight player (1000$): a99k calls the sb
flop: a 2 9
tight player (with a set of nines and no low) shoves 500$
gambler thinks for a minute and then raises all in (with a good lo draw and two straight draws)
tight player calls immediately
board: a 2 9 5 8
gambler scoops the pot: hi 56789, lo 65421
tight player writes: “you f-cking luckbox”
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