lucky destroyer
c-cktail.
recipe:
3 oz. vodka
1 oz. diströya spirits
1/2 ice cube
you order a double by indicating you want a whole ice cube. scale appropriately (e.g., if ordered with two ice cubes, scale by four). illegal in most states.
first person: i’ll have a sam adams and my friend will have a lucky destroyer with one ice cube.
second person: ooooh, that sounds interesting, but i want three ice cubes. why is it called that?
barman: because one of you is going to get lucky and the other is going to get destroyed.
second person: well, let’s stop after this one drink.
first person: that was the plan.
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