Lucky Julio
to cross the border into america or sneak of of your girlfriend’s bedroon without being caught, bitten by a snake, dying of dehydration or sh-tting your pants.
american: where’s your green card senior?
mexican: no have card, me pull lucky julio and come here to work!
boyfriend: her parents almost caught me leaving out of her window this morning.
buddy: you lucky julio, you!
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