lucky sperm club
a person is a member of this club if they fit the following criteria:
1) they have achieved financial success because of their father’s hardwork but think that they are some kind of business genius
2) they have a general arrogance and disdain for others
3) they think they put their pants on both legs at one time
4) they sh-t ice cream
5) they were born on third base and think they hit a triple
6) they are one of the d-cks that show up at bars with their collars popped up
7) when in a fist fight, they often resort to kicking guys in the nuts then driving off in their shiney cars.
the cooker: “those kids over there are punks.”
pete d-ck: “the ones with the popped collars?”
the cooker: “yeah, they are tossing cash around like crazy, and keep running to the bathroom.”
pete d-ck: “oh, those p-ck-r heads, no, they are just members of the lucky sperm club.”
the cooker: “humm, interesting…”
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