lucky
the first cigarette you take out of a new box. this “lucky” cigarette is then turned upside-down and placed back in the box and saved to be the last cigarette in the box smoked.
“can i b-m a cig?”
“um…well, all i have left is my lucky”
“oh okay, that’s cool dude. i’ll ask someone else.”
1. pr-ne to good fortune
2. succeeding through chance.
3. homer simpson
remember, lucky is to succeed through chance, not a cr-p new cable show or a britney spears song.
as in the number seven. serendipity sh-t.
is he a seven? are you getting lucky tonight? he is not a six or an eight. he must be and she must be. perfection in a jar. bottled and saved for later.
another term for lucky strike cigarettes.(the best brand of smokes out there.)
guy 1: hey man, can i b-m some luckies for my girlfriend?
guy 2: are you kidding me? theres no way i’m going to give away any of my luckies to you or some b-tch! get a job hippy!
whenever you get a new pack of cigarettes, you must first pack the tabaco, and then unwrap the pack and flip the lucky. the lucky is the first cigarette removed, which is turned around and replaced in the pack, destined to be the last cigarette of the pack smoked. the lucky is just another one of those signs that bond seemingly different people together into a sort of ‘cigarette’ club. this is because, in all the world there really isn’t anything as beautiful as smoking.
“dude, i wish i didn’t have to always give my lucky away to these b-mming b-st-rds”
“hey, do you have anymore cigarettes?”
-at this point, you pull out your knife and begin to mutter incoherent things to yourself…
“in … 1992… put a cigarette in your hair!”
“oh f-ck man, this guy must be crazy, i’m out of here!”
-a story in which the lucky stays safe and sound within the confines of the cigarette pack.
shortened name for lucky strike cigarettes.
john stopped at the corner store for a pack of luckys.
having great things happen in life without question of regrets.
that girl crystal was so lucky to have a boy like andrew! i wish i was that lucky..
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