very firm and juicy nuts
d*mn, tyler, you’ve got luganuts dude! i’m jealous
a person who is a mr. goody two shoes. always by the book. sucks up to those in authority. completely stuck up. but has the potential of being fun and can be fun once they let their guard down. why do you have to reach the airport 3 hours before the flight? you are such […]
when doing nothing, talking about nothing and everything is random. amazingly fun and spontaneous uncanny conversation which never gets bland and old. example: brandon and epiphany are so seinfielding that without each other it maybe utterly impossible to achieve seinfielding.
- beaver attack
beaver attack: when a girls bush grows so long it engulfs her alive. ergo a beaver attack. jeff: i was banging that girl last night but she had a beaver attack. so i just ended up jerking on to her mom while she was asleep. zack: yeah man i hate when that ends up happening! […]
- progressive bowel movement
liberals & libtards that subscribe to the idea & notion of “progressive politics” and are still hurt & having a nuclear melt-down because their girl sea-hag hillary lost the 2016 presidential election. at present, the aforementioned “movement” can be considered circling the bowl as it were. (toilet flushing noise….) you can’t or won’t admit that […]