a f-ggot who’s terrible with girls and is fat
luke andrews is a f-ggot
- alpha cologned
the type of personality that wears overpowering colognes: televangelists, greasy bohunks from joisey, and their savior, donald drumpf….. the meeting, cast as a “republican strategy session for america”, was in fact a sauna for the alpha-cologned, a glutinous orgy of back-slapping good ‘ol boys who vied on who could fleece the american people most deftly.
- mexican search
when the police illegally or arbitrarily search your vehicle or person and seize any found contraband. the cops totally mexican searched my car and took my stash but at least they didn’t charge me.
- urban tank
huge suv that fits 8 or more p-ssengers. 3/4 ton heavy duty capable of towing at least 10,000lbs. equipped with a diesel engine that has exhaust modified for maximum noise while at idle or cruising down the road. weighs a minimum of 4 tons. the suv is basically a tank but for urban applications. person […]
- premature friending
when a person sends a friend request and you have never met them or you met once, briefly. stacy:”who is greg levaweitz?” dani: “no f-cking clue” stacy: (clicks through pics) “umm, i think this guy is in my chemistry lecture cl-ss…i’ve literally never spoken to him. wtf” dani: “omg what a stalker, that’s a total […]
when ur friend can’t spell for sh-t i can’t stop swaring ffs