lumberjackolicious
lumberjackolicious (adj.): a guy with just enough facial hair to resemble paul bunyan, and the body of channing tatum. he’s smart, funny, knows his way around a chainsaw, and can throw you over his shoulder to outrun a forest fire. his favorite food is wet, juicy steak, and he drinks moonshine out of a mason jar. but his most attractive talent is when he rubs his girlfriend’s back when she’s puking after an all-night bender.
most likely seen in a muddy subaru, because he has a soft side for the environment and bunnies.
the new guy upstairs just brought me a bunny he whittled out of a piece of his wooden leg. he’s so lumberjackolicious.
or:
hot dave shaved a silhouette of my bosoms in his chest. his lumberjackolicious acts of love make me quiver.
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