Lumione
lumione is a non-canon ship in the harry potter fandom. it is a portmanteaux of lucius/hermione, pairing lucius malfoy with hermione granger. the fanfiction is often sm-tty and excellent.
“i read this lumione fic where narcissa died from a bad case of dragon pox.”
the (implausible) relationship between lucius malfoy and hermione granger. lumione fanfictions are fanfictions featuring this relationship.
i heard she ships lumione now?
i read the best lumione stort the other day!
i can’t beleive some people actually support lumione!
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