lumpkin
the act of oral s-x performed on a man while defecating.
after receiving a thorough b-gg-ring from niles, jeeves retired to the loo in order to clear out the felch. luckily for him, niles returned the earlier favor and gave him an outstanding lumpkin.
getting a bl-wj-b while taking a sh-t.
when joe is taking a sh-t, instead of reading a magazine, joe calls his girlfriend over to give him a lumpkin.
getting oral s-x while taking a dump
“did u hear, tom got lumpkin last night
lumpkin:to give or recieve a bl-wj-b, while taking a sh-t on the toilet.
“dude did you hear how austin got a lumpkin from kyli?” “ya garyn told me about it, thats bamfin”
see b.a.m.f in dictionary
a man taking a sh-t and getting a bl-w j-b
also a town in georgia
that lumpkin made her stink for days
getting head while you take a dump.
she gives lumpkins at moncton high, half off on tuesdays.
when a female gives a male oral s-x while he is releasing feces in the toilet.
” ayo kev got a lumpkin from his b-tch last night. ”
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