Lumpsir
1. to formally request a lump of something in your drink.
2. to inform the said gentleman that he has a noticeable cancerous tumor.
3. protrusion of various bodily parts after being struck with a blunt object.
1. q. would you like any sugar in your tea?
a. a lumpsir.
2. mr. darcy, i must say that that is quite a lumpsir on your forehead.
3. “would you like a lumpsir?”
-whack!-
“…”
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