lunarhawk99
the chosen one. the last user on gamefaqs who can legally access board #402.
help us, lunarhawk99! lue’re our only hope!
the last account created on gamefaqs that was able to access board 402 before sterelueization. the account was shortly thereafter closed.
lunarhawk99 is the last person who can access lue.
his name is luenar hawk. he is the one. he is the son of lue, and the last of the luesers. all after him are the shunned, all before him are the luesers themselves. he alone has the potential to bridge the two groups, and unite them against the architect of gamefaqs.
before luenar hawk can realize his destiny, he must embrace the powers of the trinity upon the world of gamefaqs. whether he can survive this ordeal, remains to be seen.
the supposed savior of lue, often called luenarhawk99. contrary to popular belief, he has done jack sh-t for lue, and prefers to whine and b-tch a lot instead.
another little know fact is that he is a total furf-g, and used to roleplay on other gamefaqs message boards as a fox or some sh-t.
“wasn’t luenarhawk supposed to save us all from teh ceej?”
“you mean that furf-g lunarhawk99?”
the one messiah
the savior of life, the universe and everything, a message board on gamefaqs.
he will smite all who oppose us.
the last gamefaqs user to be allowed in lue after cjayc sterilized lue.
lue’s messiah.
“lunarhawk99 > cjayc!11!!!11!”
the one who will save lue! he will be the savior of lue.
lunarhawk99 will you have my babies?
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