lung fucking
lung f-cking is when your are having s-x with a guy with a really big d-ck and it takes your breathe away.
(his d-ck is so big that measuring it up against your body, it would come up to where your lungs are.)
girl 1: “how was last night? ;d”
girl 2: “omg it was great! he was sooooo huge, i was having trouble breathing!”
girl 1: “haha you got lungf-cked ;d!”
i love lung f-cking!
the act of chain smoking tobacco cigarettes profusely whilst knowing the cancerous effects of tobacco use or smoking continuously until one dies.
when a person dying of lung cancer continues smoking.
my grandpa’s left lung shriveled up and fell off and hes still smoking a carton a day. he’s just lungf-cking himself to death.
when you laugh so hard and for so long that your lungs literally feel f-cked. to have a such a hard choking laugh that almost has the capacity to kill.
that dude is so funny, i can promise you pretty much every time you hang with him, he’ll give you a good lung f-cking… literally. like he is that funny. he doesn’t even need to say anything, you might die from laughter.
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