Lunsford
the act of plowing a robust woman and grunting to display one’s dominance over her. followed by adamant denial of the act in the morning despite ample evidence to contrary.
“did you hear johnny and that chunker last night? i bet that -sshole denies and pulls a lunsford.”
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