luongo


verb: to choke to give up

to fail

noun: a sieve a collander
v: jimmy almost made it with that hot babe, then he did a luongo and went home alone….again

n: we drained our spaghetti in a luongo mama brought home from vancouver.
roberto luongo (born april 4, 1979, in montreal, quebec) is a professional ice hockey goaltender with the vancouver canucks.

acquired: traded to vancouver from florida with richard krajicek and a 6th round pick in 2006 in exchange for todd bertuzzi, bryan allen and alex auld, june 23/06

international play (team canada):
silver medal at 1999 under-20 world championships.
gold medal at 2003 world championships.
gold medal at 2004 world championships.
gold medal at 2004 world cup of hockey.
silver medal at 2005 world championships.
d-mn, the canucks are going to be unstoppable next season with luongo in net
verb:
1. to successfully complete a task deemed to be impossible.
2. to completely and utterly defeat and/or humiliate someone.

noun:
1. a person who can luongo consistently well.
verb:
1. “man, that was an insane game tonight. we totally luongoed anaheim.”
2. “wow, pr-nger just got completely luongoed.”

noun:
1. examples include roberto luongo, wayne gretzky, chuck norris and bruce lee.
a spectacular goalie who plays for the vancouver canucks. but surely that is an oxymoron.
luongo is unbelievable.

looooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuu!
a luongo is the act of answering a serious question with an answer that everyone in the room, except the person asking the question, knows is complete bullsh-t. the person providing the bullsh-t answer must do so with the intent to trap the original questioner into looking ridiculous and/or doing something stupid. to be luongoed is to have asked a question and not realized that the answer made you look like an -sshole.
jim asked jon if he could wear sneakers to the company holiday party. jon told jim that he could wear sneakers, but that he had to also wear a dress. jim wore a dress to the company holiday party. he didn’t realize that he had been luongoed.
a word that can be used with just about anything.

examples would include

present tense “i think i will go and luongo over here”

past tense “shirley f-cked me very luongo like last night”

prepositional phrase “the town decided to build a new luongo”

infinitive phrase “the sheriff told us that if we did not leave town immediately he would luongo us”

luongo is a bright and flashly word that gets ones attention almost immediatly and should only be used by the warm hearted and intelligent.

luongo is a happy word, use it wisely! stay nice and strong, now go luongo yourself!
can you luongo to the store real quick?

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