lurker


a player in counter strike which is not together with the team, he is in another location in the map trying to kill people from behind.
blue player, we’re going to attack the bombsite a, be the lurker for us.
a lurker is someone that follows the forum but doesn’t post.
someone who seems to always be present bu unnoticed
mongo: that kid tonto is a lurker.
thor: he is creepy.
tonto: i am right here.
someone who is constantly on mysp-ce looking at the same people that they don’t know over and over again to see if they have new pictures, who their friends are etc. etc.

lurkers often lurk in packs, to show their fellow lurkers their lurkees, and to show off their taste in lurkees.
koala is such a lurker, every night she sits in front of her laptop on mysp-ce, lurking people she suspects may be cooler or prettier than she is.
a person who is just “there.” n-body really knows why, other than they show up and don’t say a word. possible reasons for this could be:
-they don’t know what to say
-they are pretending to have friends
-they are trying to scare you
-they are there just to be seen with you, as if they have some kind of relationship with you.
person 1: who’s that?
person 2: the lurker. he shows up everyday, just ignore him.
one who reads a blog without ever commenting on the posts
dude, how come you never comment about anything i write on my site? you’re such a lurker.
a guy who hangs around your girlfriend as a “friend” who is really just waiting for the day when you and your significant other are on the rocks. that is when he swoops in to make a move, as the comforter, supporter, and basher of her current bf. women are oblivious to them entirely.
oh you need to talk to matt? jeeze that guy is such a lurker!
a person who reads the posts on a forum, message board, etc, but does not post
the guy was just another lurker with no life.

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