lurking troll
a person who subscribes or follows a feed because it is so stupid that it makes them feel smart.
unlike other trolls, a lurking troll won’t vocalize their opinions.
dan: wow i got 5 new followers on twitter! i should keep making hilarious cat puns!
d-ck: i don’t know dan, i bet most of them are giving you a mutual follow or are lurking trolls. your life is pretty sad
dan: -cries-
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