lutefisk
food used in norway to torture children.
child: “mommy, i don’t want to clean the kitchen!”
mom: “do it, or you will have to eat lutefisk again.”
child: “… -runs to clean the kitchen-”
disgusting fish dish served anywhere scandinavian grandmothers lurk, in the u.s. usually on holidays or other “special occasions.” also makes a frequent appearance on smorgasbords. best described as fish jello. tastes bad and smells worse. most acidic dish known to man (no joke). dried codfish is reconst-tuted in lye (breaking down proteins/any structure), “washed out” with water for a couple of days, and boiled into oblivion. white fish served with a white sauce often on a white plate. yum! in minnesota the main event at “lutefisk feeds” organized by the sons of norway to benefit the local lutheran church.
lena’s grandchild: grandma is busy preparing lutefisk for christmas dinner again.
lena’s daughter: what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.
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