lutomski
to pursue quarry of ( the female variety) stealthily via the safety of facebook; using the website facebook to predictably recur or track; observing loose connections of the opposite s-x persistently on facebook. (after gaining background info on the intended victim, to then approach them casually in an un-ssuming manner , and haphazardly and innocently mention, and agree with the ”victims” preferences in regards to films, out-door sports, music etc.)
you should meet my new lady friend”. “oh, i feel like i already know her, i stayed home last night lutomskiing.
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