Lux Silver
fabulous, fun 925 sterling silver jewellery without the flabbergasting price tag attached.
lux silver sprees are typically a natural female over-reaction to:
a) a nasty break-up with a single-celled moronic buffoon.
b) celebratory occasions ie: discovering your high school nemesis is fat and ugly (thank you fbook).
c) ecstatic news ie: the blood tests were negative.
d) terrible news ie: your in-laws are coming.
lux silver sprees have proven to be highly effective when exacting hockey-husband revenge, or when seeking pms relief without the calories.
also known to be a very healthy alternative to murdering your in-laws.
put down the knife…and pamper yourself!
i indulge my bling-fetish with lux silver therapy.
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