lynnfield

a town in m-ssachusetts dominated by annoying guidos, rich people, and losers who call it “l-town”.
yo man did you see that italian kid wearing that varsity jacket in lynnfield?
quite possibly the most futile town in m-ssachusetts. it’s full of guidos and
stupid pale–ss irish people. all the girls think they’re pretty and “too good
for you” when they’re really not. and all the boys are blind of common sense and
care about nothing but f-cking sports. everyones blind about any other s-xuality
other than heteros-xuality, and everyone in town is a douche-bag in their own
way.
“look at that girl rejecting all those guys over there, she’s totally from lynnfield.”
“lynnfield wouldn’t be a bad town if everyone weren’t such sad f-cks!”
lynnfield has several different cl-sses of people. first we have the guidos. all they do is cook up big pots of guido red sauce and brag about sh-t they accomplished. the second cl-ss is the nerds(aka the irish) all they do is talk about tf2 and minecraft and rant on during lunch about console wars and sh-t. they are sad f-cks with no girlfriends or lives, usually get good grades though. the third cl-ss is the jocks(aka guidos and douchebags) which are a bunch of f-gs who “flirt” with the ugly guido girls and pale -ss irish nerds and think they’re something else. well, they aren’t. and that leads us onto the girls, who all think they’re so perfect and too f-cking good for you unless you’re a guido jock douchebag f-g. which is about 75% of the population. then we have the 1% percent, the beautiful people, the alphas, the spark of hope, the prophets. oh, wait. f-ck. there aren’t any.
“look at that guy, he’s such a guido jock douchebag f-g r-t-rd, i think i’ll go out with him for 2 days, and then break up with him.”
“lynnfield is the source of all evil.”