Lynwood

lynwood is one of the ghettoest, craziest, dope -ss cities located in southern california. its neighboring cities include crazy crack head compton, wtf wack -ss watts, paisa -ss paramount, south of the border south gate, and douche bag downey. the 710 freeway runs through lynwood but always seems to be “under construction” for some f-cking reason! official theme song of the city is “this is how we do it” by montell jordan and the official pet to own in lynwood is a pit bull. the residents of lynwood are often referred to as lynwoodians and are proud of it! in lynwood everybody dates everybody’s ex’s. teen moms that have two baby daddies make up most of the community. lynwood residents are a mixed bag of hispanics, african americans, asians, and samoans, maybe one or two caucasian families. all residents speak spanish regardless of race. home of lynwood high scool which bears the same colors as the los angeles lakers: purple and gold. house parties were perfected in lynwood. every after party sees the sunrise. there is at least one liquor store or taco stand on every block. notable natives include “weird al” yankovic, rick adelman, venus williams, kevin costner, and jesse james. all of whom never given sh-t back to lynwood! home of the mad dog 20/20, boonies, solo jeans, chicos, angelos, the hookers on long beach blvd., final resting place of el farrallon and manas, getting high on every drug known to mankind, and last but not least tam’s burgers no. 9!
girl 1: so where is this party at???

girl 2: lynwood!

girl 1: this party is gonna be off the chain! i’m gonna get so f-cked up!!!
ghetto town usa
lynwood is so f-cking ghetto
a m-ssive and/or prolonged bowel movement. often accompanied by liquid discharge and goose-like noises. requires multiple courtesy flushes.
guy 1: whoa dude, did you make a lynwood in the men’s room? it f-cking reeks in there!

guy 2: yeah, i ate cheap mexican last night.