LYS
local yarn store, used by knitters & crocheters, and other purveyors of the fiber arts & crafts.
the girls down at my lys are the best knitting group in the county!
learn your sh-t
“hey, lys. i’m sick of answering your questions stephen.”
an evil chinese cyborg that oddly resembles a fish or a donkey (see donkfish).
its main processor does not exceed i2 laptops and is extremely slow at human logic and communications. furthermore, this robot has a low frequency sound noise and usually use the word “shyt!” followed by a small h-m-s-xual jump.
known for its selfish personality, if asked for help it will only answer “mann read tyour lectwure notez”.
furthermore to intimidate the humans, he usually points at u with closed fist while blabbering “you’re gona faill”.
also known for its strange programmed s-xuality, it prefers sh-m-l-s rather than females (although this cyborg is designed to be a male).
the programmer of this useless cyborg is unknown.
ape: hey lys, what is the answer for 1+1?
lys: read your lecturreee notes. you’re gonna fail!!!
luv u sis
a shortend version of lylas (love u like a sister)
mainly used on im as internet slang
girl: tlk 2 u l8r
friend: lys
girl: lys bye
friend: bye
an acronym for local yard store used by knitters.
i went to my lys to get some dpn.
lower your standards
if “billy” wants to get more, he should lys.
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