ma truck
any large truck, suv, 18 wheeler or bronco that is not used to -ssist in manual labor or tending land to compensate for incredibly small p-n-s.
may include but is not limited to: unnecessary riding of -ss on highways; cutting multiple lanes of traffic off to exit; excessive use of horn for no apparent reason; refusal to go any speed under 20 miles per hour over legal speed limit; complete neglect for children’s school zone signs and speeds; and complete neglect for “lane ends: must change lanes” signs.
drivers are normally spoiled teen males or fathers of spoiled teen males. usual characteristics are: on cell phones to listen to their on voice or texting, wearing excessively tight polo t-shirts to show lack of using any exercise but bench, usually has over priced sungl-sses, blue tooth, hat turned backwards with sticker still on it, and either incredibly baggy or emo tight jeans. normal p-ssengers are fellow ma truckers or dumb blonde girlfriends that are attracted to ma trucks.
normal appearance of truck: usually covered in chrome, front/rear/side/undercarriage/roof b-mper guards or headache rack, lifted 12″ above standard, monster truck size wheels, added m-fflers/exhaust that further decrease ridiculously low gas mileage.
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