Ma’am-maw
a morbidly obese female, typical to the southern region of the united states, but indigenous anywhere processed food is in abundance. ma’am-maws (pr-nounced mam-maw) tend to have many family members (future ma’am-maws) as well as numerous animals all under one roof. upon reaching a level of obesity where s-x and age seem less pr-nounced, they will insist upon everyone calling them ma’am-maw. they will almost always have a southern accent, despite the fact that they can be found all over the world. ma’am-maws are quite partial to power chairs, sponge baths, children’s beauty pageants, cats, daytime television, and of course almond roca.
i wanted some meatb-lls at the buffet, but some ma’am-maw cleaned them all out!
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