Maartechen Syndrome
a rare medical condition that causes the patient to not have a reflection in mirrors. there is currently no explanation for this condition. it affects less than 0.01% of the population.
(regarding a goth) “she’s such a loser. i bet she wishes she had maartechen syndrome.”
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