maas


a mispr-nounced last name.
teacher: is billy maas here today? (maas pr-nounced like m-ss)

bertha: its billy maas. (pr-nounced like moss)
mother in indian language
specially in bengali
amar maa shob cheye bhalo
acronym for “mad annoying asian”. any person of asian descent that p-sses you off.
“yo, that maa is p-ssin me off!”
used to express dissatisfaction or boredom. this sucks.
maa…i just want to get this paper over with!
acronym for minor attracted adult – an adult who is attracted (usually s-xually, but often in other ways as well) to persons who are legally considered minors. most men are maas, because most men are s-xually attracted to 16-year-old girls, and in most jurisdictions 16-year-old girls are minors.
forty-year-old bob realized that he was an maa when he noticed that every time he had s-x with his new girl friend, he was actually fantasizing about having s-x with her 16-year-old daughter.
m-tv
a-sia
a-wards…..yea period
the maa sucked this year
the art of having s-x without barely any movement or noise, usually when you have a roommate sleeping a few feet away. only to be used as a last resort.
my roommate thought i was asleep, so he and his girlfriend totally did a maa.

my girlfriend’s roommate was over, so i had to settle for a maa.

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