MAC machine
1. mac is an acronym for money access center. the machine is redundant as it is in atm machine.
2. common term for atm used in northeastern states and metropolitan areas.
hey man i need to make a stop at the mac machine before we hit up this strip club.
an atm machine. the company that maintains a lot of atm machines in new york, new jersey and philadelphia is called mac. hence, the atms in those areas are frequently called mac machines.
i’m broke; before we go out let me get some cash from the mac machine.
a type of automated teller machine (atm) produced under the brand-name mac, usually displaying this logo on the “idle” screen with each of the letters made up of smaller letters.
i have enough money but not enough cash – let me stop at the mac machine and withdraw some.
a pistol like sub machine gun developed by gordon b ingram back in the early 70s. the gun is available in .45acp (mac 10) and the .380 cal (mac 11) both are capeable of blazing through magazines in a blink. a popular choice by gangsters for their ability to spray bullets from a car window during a drive by.
i popped that cracka wit da mac
someone who hits on, or “macks it,” to guys or gals often and well
“walter got three girls’ numbers in one night! what a mac machine…”
a computer running a macintosh operating system, either the old mac os 9/below (aka cl-ssic), or the current bsd-based mac os x. these days a “mac machine” is almost -ssuredly manufactured by apple computers, because for some stupid reason apple decided some years ago that no one else but them could make macintoshes. (editorial: i miss powercomputing).
this phrase is usually spoken by an older woman who knows next to nothing about computers, as would the phrase “windows machine”. and it’s not s-xist of me to say that, because it’s just a fact. there’s nothing wrong with being an older woman.
older woman: excuse me? i am having troubles with my stupid mac machine. it won’t let me connect to the internet!
person: let’s see… it doesn’t look like you have any means of connecting to the internet. no phone line, no cable modem, no wireless, nothing.
older woman: so?
person: these things don’t just happen on their own, woman.
-the next person who posts a definition here:-
omfg macinsuxors computorz sukc -sss!!!! never use em! i from da getto in odessa, texas!
–example:
–gay-ss mac machine did sssomthing bad
macintosh computer
apple, mac, …
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