Macbook Pro with Retina Display
apple’s latest macbook pro that is “revolutionary.” it’s newest features include the crisp retina display that beholds a resolution of 2880 x 1880, a quad core processor standard in every model, and a standard of 8 gb of ram. great for the power user and not worth it for people who want to look at cat photos and their pr0nz.
1. person 1 “i just bought my new macbook pro with retina display so i can edit faster with final cut pro x, aperture, and logic.”
person 2 “nice.”
2. person 3 “i love looking at pr0nz and cat photos, so i bought a $2000 computer with a “quad core cpu and 8 gb ram” lol, like whatever the h-ll that’s supposed to mean. anyways, i hear it has a nice display”
person 4 “you could do that with the regular macbook pro just as fine cause you wouldn’t notice the screen difference being such a noob, and that’s only $1200”
person 3 “ur just j3l0us”
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