MacDonaldment
a catty, cut-throat person that is completely spineless and unable to make a single decision. this person measures his/her worth by the number of meetings s/he can schedule for themselves or how long s/he can spend at lunch. characteristics include no interpersonal skills, no business ac-men, and lack of ability to perform simple tasks like dress and feed themselves.
disclaimer: all names appearing in this definition are fict-tious. any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
one day my macdonaldment asked me to submit a status report concerning a project i was working on. i asked the macdonaldment if tomorrow would be soon enough. the macdonaldment replied with “if i wanted it tomorrow, i would have waited until tomorrow to ask for it!”
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