MacGruber


sat-rday night live parody of the 80s tv show macgyver. like with macgyver, the t-tle character in this sketch uses common household items to help get out of danger, usually an impending explosion. one difference is that macgruber needs something fairly disgusting to help carry out the task (i.e. a dog t-rd or human p-b-).

macgruber and other characters spend so much time arguing that the room they’re in explodes.
i’m not handing you that dog t-rd, macgruber!

okay, i’ll get it myself.

ka-bloom!
the act of distracting someone by: taking all your clothes off then sticking celery in between the b-tt cheeks while covering your genitals and waddling around like a penguin.
what the f-ck?? that guy is doing the macgruber!
is something you scream when you’ve watched snl and your in a doctores office.
macgruber
a sh-tty movie that makes fun of the best 80s show around, macgyver. they could have at least used a hot guy for the movie. but then, you just can’t get hotter tha richard dean anderson …
that movie macgruber was really cr-ppy and not even funny. it would have been fine if it had stayed as a sat-rday night live sketch. don’t see it, man, it sucks.

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