Machete Mouth
1) a person with teeth that havn’t fully grown out of their gums yet giving the impression they’ve been hit in the mouth by a machete cutting off their teeth in a straight horizonal line with surgical precision.
2) a person with too many metal piercings in their face looking as if they where too close to a grenade when it went off piercing their face with shrapnel(that can later be melted down to make a machete), making them seem as if they’ve got a bigger more annoying grin or smile.
biff: hey jeff, this is my friend heff.
jeff: nice to meet…woah dude thats up with your teeth!?
heff: i’ve got machete mouth syndrome.
jeff: sh-t dude! you ever heard of ribena tooth kind!?
greg: hey dude the chick i was railing lastnight was so wild until she smiled at me dude…serious machete mouth goin on there.
mike: sh-t man…did you nail her anyways?
greg: yeah dude!
mike: awesome your sweet man!
peter: did you see that guys face? it was full of metal what was wrong with him?
henry: machete mouth…a serious case!
1) a person with teeth that havn’t fully grown out of their gums yet giving the impression they’ve been hit in the mouth by a machete cutting off their teeth in a straight horizonal line with surgical precision.
2) a person with too many metal piercings in their face looking as if they where too close to a grenade when it went off piercing their face with shrapnel(that can later be melted down to make a machete), making them seem as if they’ve got a bigger more annoying grin or smile.
biff: hey jeff, this is my friend heff.
jeff: nice to meet…woah dude thats up with your teeth!?
heff: i’ve got machete mouth syndrome.
jeff: sh-t dude! you ever heard of ribena tooth kind!?
greg: hey dude the chick i was railing lastnight was so wild until she smiled at me dude…serious machete mouth goin on there.
mike: sh-t man…did you nail her anyways?
greg: yeah dude!
mike: awesome your sweet man!
peter: did you see that guys face? it was full of metal what was wrong with him?
henry: machete mouth…a serious case!
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