machine bum


usually -ssociated with consuming large quant-ties of semi-undigestables, such as corn or peanuts. the effect is a rapid-fire rectal discharge of the consumed food(s); often accompanied by diarrhea, accentuating the percieved effect.
“we had a great time at the picnic! there was lots of corn on the cob, but the next day i had a major case of machine b-m!”

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