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main entry: machine gunner
function: noun

1: one that fires a machine gun.

2: a person that tends to spray things.

3: the mos for a machine gunner in the usmc is an 0331.

4: somebody that uses f-ck loads when only a dab is needed.

5: anybody that does not believe in precision firing.
1: when bob was in the military, he was a machine gunner

2: watch out when you talk to kathy, she’s a machine gunner

3: johnny was an 0331 in the suck!

4: gordie squeezed the mustard bottle so hard that he shot everybody. carson exclaimed, “dude you’re a regular machine gunner ain’t ya?”

5: johnny comes home drunk and sprays the toilet with a huge drunk p-ss. joe, looking at the urine all over the floor, exclaimed, “holy dog sh-t johnny, i knew you were an 0331 machine gunner in the corps, but don’t you think that you could have at least hit the sh-tter?” johnny smiles and says, “i gave it a full belt!”
a fart or poo that makes a sound resembling that of a machine gun being fired.

-featured on an episode of beavis and b-tthead.
i was sitting on the cr-pper and let out an awesome machine gunner! i think the guy in the stall next to me hit the deck!
an extremely loud, obnoxious, endless fart. will generally end in cr-pping your pants.
“dude, he shat his pants after letting out a machine-gunner!”

“that machine gunner could take out an army!”
when you c-ck back your p-n-s and and thrust forward and -j-c-l-t- on a girls face.
“dude, i was a machine gunner last night, it was so fun!!”

“lucky!”
given to a man/woman who has the duty to pleasure two girls at once using his fingers making a machine-gun like motion whilst in the process.
wow! that guy is a real machinegunner look at him pleasure those b-tches