Machine


machine

1) a man made gadget that preforms a task to the benefit of it’s creator.

2) a soulless human being that’s only as alive as much as a running clock or car

3) machine, slang for dope needle. one who uses dope becomes a machine for it and they feel that they are just a machine when they don’t have any more dope.
1) the dope machine is broken, brittany will probably start getting fat.

2) brittany spears is a machine.

3) brittany spears has a machine sticking out of her tail pipe.
attractive women with large br–sts similar to ‘baps!’
(attractive, busty girl walks past)
machines!
pr-nunciation of the word machine by howard stern producer gary del’abate when asked by sal to pr-nounce a series of words.
m-a-c (pause) a-r-t-h-u-r
m-a-c (pause) f-l-y
m-a-c (pause) h-i-n-e
etc…
sal: “pr-nounce m-a-c d-o-n-n-e-l-l”
gary: “mac donnell”
sal: “pr-nounce m-a-c h-i-n-e”
gary: “mac hine”
sal: no you horse toothed jack -ss, it’s machine
an extremely attractive member of the opposite s-x.
oh dude, i’d love to ride that machine
an extremely attractive member of the opposite s-x.
oh dude, i’d love to ride that machine
if you call someone a machine it means that they are really good at something or are extreamly fast or skilled in a particular sport.
“look at that tri”
“mush he is a machine”
to do something with a degree of certainty, ample strength, or lasting ability.
tiger woods is a golfing machine

that guy just did 1000 sit-ups, he’s a machine.

a) josh can f-ck all night long.
b) yea, he’s definetly a machine

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