macho


male who cannot “lose face” in front of his mates or women. most macho men have the emotional range of a teaspoon and have enough empathy to fill the ink tube in a pen.

macho men find any contact with other males to be of “h-m-s-xual” nature, with the exception of the “manly handshake”.

the very thing kurt cobain hated.
example of a conversation between a macho and non-macho person, exemplifying the amountof empathy the typical macho person has:

non-macho person: “ohh, my leg hurts so much, i think it might be fractured or broken.”

macho person: “oh get up you f-cking cat, don’t be a b-tch.”
14 more definitions
masculine, virile (from spanish)
he tries to look macho, but ends up making himself look like an idiot in front of everyone.
a male person that acts like he is the king of the world.
generally shows a degrading att-tude towards women and sensitive men.

a typical stereotype of the sports-loving sportscar-driving ultramale that doesn’t want to hear anything from anyone about their way of life.

for reasons unknown, girls in the age of 14-22 favorize machos while other guys get left behind as so called “best friends” to these girls, aka “soul dustbin”.
jack is a real macho.
in his opinion, girls have to do the housework
all alone, cook him food and wash his clothes.

“…and then rob said he’d dump me for that b-tch amy! booohooo, what does she have what i don’t have? -cry-”
– this was the 84th time that the 18 year old single markus heard this sentence, asking himself the very same question; what do machos have that makes these -ssholes attractive to women?
m-males
a-acting
c-childish
h-horrible and
o-obnoxious.

its in the dictionary, fools!
i’m a machooooo man.
literally, spanish for ‘male’. in english, used of a man to describe stereotypically male characteristics such as virility, strength and toughness, particularly with regard to s-xual attractiveness.
russell crowe is kind of irritating but he is really macho, so women like him.
best nacho on the platter. you know, the one with like, all the toppings.
hey man, don’t take the macho. i want it. it’s not ‘chos.
a male person that acts like he is the king of the world.
generally shows a degrading att-tude towards women and sensitive men.

a typical stereotype of the sports-loving sportscar-driving ultramale that doesn’t want to hear anything from anyone about their way of life.

for reasons unknown, girls in the age of 14-22 favorize machos while other guys get left behind as so called “best friends” to these girls, aka “soul dustbin”.
jack is a real macho.
in his opinion, girls have to do the housework
all alone, cook him food and wash his clothes.

“…and then rob said he’d dump me for that b-tch amy! booohooo, what does she have what i don’t have? -cry-”
– this was the 84th time that the 18 year old single markus heard this sentence, asking himself the very same question; what do machos have that makes these -ssholes attractive to women?

Read Also:

  • movie shoes

    a pair of high top shoes you only were to the movies.the high tops give your ankles support so you can walk when the movie is over because your feet and legs invariably go to sleep.movie shoes also have soles that look like dust mops due to all the fuzz,paper,and litter stuck to them from […]

  • move to

    the act of flirting with a girl or woman, or selecting a subject to be robbed or mugged we’re moving to you, fam. ah, look at this girl, fam, let’s move to her.

  • mr. biggs

    biggie smalls, the one and only notorious big! mr. biggs gets down on that song “juicy” hes got some sickk flows!

  • Mr. Happy

    yet another term for d-ck (p-n-s) a few moments after lorena bobbit picked up a knife, her husband soon noticed that mr. happy wasn’t there any more. 5 more definitions also spelt as mr. happy other than the charachter of happiness in the ill-strated children’s book series called mr happy. mr happy means p-n-s as […]

  • MTV'd

    the act of having a moron interrupt an important moment. to be in the middle of a significant act or momentus occasion and having it completely stepped on by an unenlightened ent-ty or music network. pink floyd got mtv’d near the end of their set at live 8 i was explaining to the jury why […]


Disclaimer: macho definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.