MacIntard
noun: a person whose computer experience is so mac-centric that he is unable to perform even basic operations on a pc.
“hey, how do turn this thing on?”
“you’re kidding, right?”
“no, dude, i’m a macintard.”
a person who believes that apple inc. is the be-all and end-all of computer-related technology; one who refuses to acknowledge the fact that apple products are still imperfect despite their slightly more friendly user interface.
john: greg just lied to my face and told me that his new ipad had flash support.
matt: yesterday he told me that the only version of microsoft office he would use is the one installed on his imac.
john: what a macintard.
a macintosh loving jew named marshall.
guy1: wow who is that douche?
guy2: lol, it’s marshall, he’s such a macintard.
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