mackpot
amalgam of man-jackpot.
1) a man who is the embodiment of a woman’s dreams; a once-in-a-lifetime mate who exceeds all of a woman’s expectations.
2) a man who is the exact opposite of a woman’s dreams; in this context used as an ironic commentary. a far too common man who uses and underappreciates women.
1) for their first date, john brought jane flowers, took her to a romantic fine dining restaurant, then went for a drive in the countryside in his ferrari. jane really hit the mackpot.
2) after drinking a half-case of pabst blue ribbon beer and watching the tractor-pulls on tv all night, john stole $20 from jane’s purse, kicked her dog, and proceeded to call her the wrong name in bed. jane really hit the mackpot.
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