Macrant


vi. to talk about apple macintosh computers to the point of boring every non-mac-addict around oneself to death. something that every macolyte does at least once in a while.

vt. to bore somebody to death (or close to) with one of the above.

n. an rant of the type described above.
vi. – i like mac so much that sometimes i just can’t help macranting.

vt. – i have a friend who’s a mac user. he’s cool, but it can get a bit annoying when he macrants me to death.

n. – steve jobs is perhaps the only person alive who can deliver a macrant and insodoing fill everyone around him with joy.

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