Mad Elephant


the result of spewing -j-c-l-t- over the face of an individual causing said receiver to sputter and trumpet like an elephant, preferably gesticulating their arms wildly in a pantomime of an elephant’s trunk. may also be referred to as an angry elephant. orbital involvement would consequently also be referred to as the blind mad elephant.
i had her like a blind mad elephant crashing around the room and sputtering like some crazy pachyderm.

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