mad poon



this is a term used by chav’s when a lot of v*g*n* is acquired, or when someone has had s*xual relations, and is celebrating.
f*ckin’ ‘ell, ‘r’ derrick got sum mad poon las’ noight from ‘r’ stace, she was all over ‘im!

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  • gantrum

    an outburst or display of anger by a h*m*s*xual. typically a male h*m*s*xual. an amalgamation of gay and tantrum. the barista forgot to use non-fat creamer and bruce threw a gantrum right there at the counter.

  • mufadouche

    one who’s acting like a super super super big douche for no particular reason. think of it as there’s kilodouche, megadouche, gigadouche, and then there’s mufadouche. man he’s being a total mufadouche right now. yoooo this mufadouche won’t feed me on agar

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    when one uses a public restroom to wash their genitalia when in expectation of s*xual intercorse. bob needed to take a quick splash bath before seeing jim


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