Mad Vow Disease
endemic disease that runs through certain religions. involves young adults getting married prematurely, so as not to have premarital s-x.
friend 1: ya, my sister naomi is getting married. she’s only 19!
friend 2: wow, mad vow disease, fo sho!
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