madden

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that girl has hug maddens
a video game that causes obsessive behavior.

the reason some girls don’t get any s-x.

“so did you finally get some last night?”
“no he wanted to play stupid madden!”
1. (john) a football icon who has a line of ea nfl games named after him. he coached the oakland raiders to a victory in super bowl xi against the minnesota vikings. he also has a habit of making obvious observations as a football -n-lyst

2. (benji, joel) either of the 2 brothers in the band good charlotte (gc), who play a terrible live show and sold out upon the release of their single “lifestyles of the rich and famous”. to be avoided at all costs.
1. john madden: “i think the team that scores the most points tonight is going to win this football game, al”
al michaels: “right you are, john.”

2. let’s go punch the madden brothers in their respective v-g-n-s.
a video game notoriously hated by girlfriends and wives.
i wanted to talk to my boyfriend about our future but he was too busy playing madden.
verb. a slang term used to fool your significant other into thinking that your just going over to a co-workers house to play madden on the ps2, when you actually go over there to get drunk and have s-x with your co-workers wife.
honey, can i go play madden at johns house?

sure just don’t take too long.

trust me baby, i can’t go that long!
a popular video game about professional football. for reasons beyond me, you can’t consider yourself a girl if you like this, because your man would rather get his hands on this instead of you. likewise, you can’t consider yourself a man if you don’t like it at least a little. madden is basically a $50 p-n-s.
bob would rather play with his madden video game than his girlfriends vajayjay.
generaly to go on a night out with lots of drink/drugs.
i’m going on one big madden tonight!
a football video game series where, in recent t-tles, it is way too easy to throw an interception. only reason why i still play qb club 99.
man, i was playing madden ’03 and i was throwing to marvin harrison and all of a sudden troy polamalu pops up out of nowhere, catches the ball, and returns it for a defensive touchdown…wtf, troy polamalu wasn’t even playing in ’03! this game’s f-cked.