maddoxism
maddoxism is not a religion, as it is not comprised of myths, fairy tales, and legends. maddoxism is real. the equivalent ‘god’ in maddoxism is maddox himself. some facts about life that maddoxism emphasizes:
– for every animal you don’t eat, i’m going to eat three. (anti-vegeterianism)
– women are inferior to men. (anti-women’s rights and all that bs)
– hippies, seniors, children, and generally people are inferior to g-d himself and should be killed in the name of maddox. (pro-maddox)
– beef jerky and maddox are generally the best things in the world.
i don’t just believe in maddoxism. i live maddoxism.
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