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low priced everyday goods from china. generally -ssociated with poor quality but is not true in many cases. if it weren’t for ‘made in china’ goods’, you’d pay 50% more for everyday goods (because imported chinese products are far cheaper than local products). most ‘made in china’ products are safe to buy, except for the ones in dodgy packing or without a use-by date.
i know alot about ‘made in china’ products because i’m a chinese person living in the us.
the label you, ironically, find on american flags.
the little white tag on the lower right corner of the american flag says “made in china”. what a surprise.
a tag that is tagged in any products made in china which are cheaper with low quality. made-in-china a.k.a chinese products are usually bought by cheap-f-ck husbands who think saving money is better than saving children’s lives.

chinese products usually imitate other country’s products, they don’t care about copyright infringement because they don’t read alphabet, all they care is selling their products worldwide.
example 1.

in the car on their way to uncle robert’s house.

kid: “daddy, i want kfc.”
dad: “no, sweety, we’re going to have lunch at uncle robert’s house.”

5 minutes later.

dad: “oh look, let’s pull over, it’s kfc just like you want.”
kid: “but it says “kentucky from china.”
dad: “at least it has “kentucky” in it, so it is “kfc.”

example 2.

“man, i just find out that my underwear was made in china.”
“no surprise, everything is made in china, even we were made in va-china.”

example 3.

“tony, what are you drinking?”
“no, just c-ke my parents bought from china.”
“noooooo!!!”

example 4.

“why do you keep eating those sweeties made in china?”
“because i want to meet jesus sooner.”
a shorter phrase to indicate that something doesn’t work.
man that shiz doesn’t work! it must have been made in china!
a commonly seen phrase appearing under over 50% of the world’s products, “made in china” almost became a signature of industrial standard worldwide.

also, “made in china” is a funny, yet true concept, where many humor can sp-wn from it… when you just look closely at the things we use everyday.
look! underneath the world map said “made in china”! isn’t that funny?

the souvenirs sold from shops in j-pan said “made in china”!
a tag commonly translated as “don’t swallow this or you will die from lead paint.”
johnny, that toy care says, “made in china” on it. stay away. come johnny we’re going home to get you a toy that is a bit more expensive.
piece of sh-t
if something is made in china, it’s a piece of f-cking sh-t. don’t buy it, unless you hate america, in which case, f-ck you.

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