madera


little town in the middle of california. people say it is hotter than h-ll and h-lla cold. but this is my kind of town. not much to do, but the people are cool and easy going
madera is the sh-t
small town in central california, also called the heart of cali or madtown.
i live in the heart of cali, madera.
bullsh-t,
eso es madera vato
a small town in central california thats used for conducting studies on teen fertility and the burning question… what happens when the mexican majority get drivers licenses, cases of beer, boxing lessons, and a catholic upbringing.

if you ever drive through madera it’s recomended that you keep that you have a mouthful of cyanide capsules, so if your car breaks down you can save yourself the trouble of dealing with anything maderan by chomping down.
whenever i p-ss by a sewage treatment plant i think of madera.
in spanish slang, the police
estábamos de botellón y vino la madera a cortarnos el rollo

we were binge-drinking and the fuzz turned up to f-ck it all

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