madoff
a c-ck sucking sc-mbag with no regard for the human race.
stay away from the madoff
noun, verb, madoffed, madoffing.
–verb
1. to scam and completely screw over someone financially, especially in cases where a ponzi scheme is involved.
-noun
2. a person who scams and screws over other people financially often with the use of a ponzi scheme.
example 1 (verb):
guy 1: “he told me it was a good investment so i put all my money into it. it turns out the guy was a crook running a ponzi scheme. my whole life savings is gone.”
guy 2: “man! he madoffed you good!”
example 2 (noun):
guy 1: “a couple months ago i gave him a thousand bucks.”
guy 2: “why? are you r-t-rded?”
guy 1: “he said his grandma was in the hospital and he really needed the money. plus he said he’d pay me back in a week. it’s been three months now and he still hasn’t paid me back.”
guy 2: “you should have known he was a madoff. you know he spent all that money on crack the same day you gave it to him.”
really, really sick.
we’re gonna take him to the doctor in a little while. he’s mad off- he’s been vomiting for about six hours straight now.
an american hero who should be appointed in place of bernake for his patriotism and management talents.
your brothers feats of heroism in iraq are madoff
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