Madonna Catholic


n. 1. a person raised catholic who decides to keep their catholic status only for cultural/ image reasons.

2. a person who was raised catholic, but no longer adheres to the church or it’s teachings sometimes going as far as to mock it openly while remaining a member.
terry: i was surprised to find out martha is catholic, she supports gay righs and personal freedom.

daniel: she’s not really catholic, she’s a madonna catholic.

devon: what you’re doing is a sin, as a good catholic you can’t condone abortion.

dina: don’t worry about it, i’m a madonna catholic.

back stage manager trisha: i thought catholics weren’t supposed to eat meat on fridays?

madonna: f-ck that wack -ss sh-t! make me a turkey club, b-tch. madge needs her protein. p-ssing off the pope isn’t easy.

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