Mae-Lao


a mae-lao is a type of tree, that is seen in running springs, california. it is marked with a t&s sign, that indicates the spot of a make out of two young lovers. there are big wholes within the trees, that are filled with sperm that bees eat instead of pollen. to this day no one knows where the sperm has come from, but there is speculation that a young 8th grade couple made a whole swimming pools worth during intercourse in 2008.
the young boy drowned in the knothole of the mae-lao, when interested what is on the inside.

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